Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
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Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
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Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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Only in America.......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
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Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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